When you’ve just had an epic poop and you realize you are out of toilet paper so you hunch over and waddle to where you keep the toilet paper
Oh my gosh, Jon just took a shit and there was no toilet paper! He turned into a toilet paper goblin and went to go find a roll!
by Fridacatmom October 25, 2020
a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021