Kool Guy

Someone who is exceptionally cool, hence the "K" in place of the "C"

"Wow!, that guy is a total Kool Guy"

by Koolguy_GT500 October 16, 2008

short guy

a guy who is under average height, normally under 5'2. But is the most frickin awesomest person who ever lived, all the girls love him because he is so cute. He is the coolest, funniest, hottest, and most loved of all people on the entire planet.

girl 1: wow did you see that cute guy over there?

girl 2: yea that's definately a short guy, but he is mine

girl 1: wow i wish i could have a short guy

girl 2: o you poor thing you must get one

by short guy May 12, 2009

Family Guy

A TV show on FOX that was probably the funniest show EVER in the history of television. It started on 1-31-99 and after 1 or 2 seasons, FOX was in probably the biggest and worst drug haze ever and decided that the millions of happy viewers who were fans of the show were wrong and they cancelled the show on Valentines Day, 2002. Good job, cupid. After this, the show hit it big on other channels such as TBS and Adult Swim. FOX finally came to their senses and begged the creator, Seth MacFarlane, to create another season. Season 3 aired on 5-1-05, after 3 long, painful years. You can find it on FOX's "Animation Domination" sunday nights at 9.

Chris: Guess what word I'm thinking. Hint: It's deffinately NOT kitty.
Meg: Oh, I don't know. Is it KITTY?
Chris: GET OUT OF MY HEAD (runs upstairs in tears)
Me: HOLY SHIT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD THAT MILK SHOT OUT MY ASS

by Redwhitencrue25 July 25, 2008

Purple Guy

A purple guy who sticks a peice of toast to his chest and calls it a badge

Friend 1: do you know who purple guy is?
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-

by Eggsbenedictwastaken March 5, 2021

Chip Guy

Partier of the male sex who calmly and quietly feasts on the nearest bag of chips he can snatch while attempting to attract the attention of nearby females who dare make eye contact with his mysterious and somewhat seductive gaze as he crunches down on those salty delectables.

The Chip Guy calmly waits in the nearest corner selecting his next victim to entice with salty treats.

by Edoggy2 August 23, 2011

Bitch Guy

A male that gets overly enthusiastic about small things.

'He was a bitch guy'

'You're a bitch guy'

'What a bitch guy'

by BitchGirl May 17, 2012

biker guy

Biker Guy is what happens when a douchebag owns the entire box set series of Sons of Anarchy and watches it so much that he actually thinks he is in the gang. They typically began their biker career on a Sportster or any other female bike they can get their hands on. They are known to get multiple tattoos which are usually of poor quality and/or unfinished which they constantly show off by wearing tanks or going shirtless even in bad weather. Their physical appearance is that of an extreme douchebaggy posture which involves the chest pumped out and the arms held up and out. This is an attempt to gain respect by either their mom or small childeren. Biker Guy always talks about his "hog," or his next "run!" Biker Guy thinks he is a big deal he sits in his driveway revving his Sportster until he runs it out of gas. Biker Guy usually trys to project his voice indoors or in small groups to make up for his Richard Simmons like physique. Biker Guy always wants to fight but cries when he gets his ass kicked. Most of all Biker Guy wont go to biker bars cause he knows he will get raped and his Sportster shit canned. Biker Guy is one of the ultimate douchebags!

Oh shit look at biker guy and his scary tattoos i bet his mom thinks hes tough.

by DirtyDeeBrewer November 29, 2016