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The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
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Fort Fairy

The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.
I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.
by Alex Mutch January 7, 2019
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Milk Fairy

The milk fairy is a fairy that will give you things in return for milk, It's like the tooth fairy but with random rewards.
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!
"Have you ever seen the milk fairy?!" ~ Dave
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"
by DaveGallagher October 4, 2022
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Bloodsucking Fairy

Twilight vampires are actually Bloodsucking Fairies. They sparkle in the sunlight which is a fairy thing and they also feed on blood.
Edward Cullen is a Bloodsucking Fairy not a vampire
by Kotarojujo069 February 7, 2023
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V8 Fairy

An absolute unit of a species that delivers V8 cans or bottles to the people who need it most. Often these cans/bottles show up when lesser expected, and one ponders who delivers such a thing
This being is never seen, but his actions are observed.
“Dylan how did this v8 end up in my asshole?”
“Must have been the V8 fairy”
by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
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Reverse Tooth fairy

A sexual position where one partner is tied up and is in slightly levitating stance, riding the other partner similar to the reverse cowgirl.
“Man me and my girl last night tried the reverse tooth fairy.”
“Sir this is a Wendy’s drive through….”
by Urlocalsimp69 February 20, 2022
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pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.
You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.
by Busty Giselle April 8, 2023
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