tenacious d

1. A sexually transmitted infection, contracted by not using a condom during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include green/purple/orange genitalia, loss of pubic hair, hallucinations, vomiting, coma and ultimately death. More contageous than ebola.
2. The name of a rock band, whose movie I was ejected from for throwing popcorn and supplying popcorn to my peers for purposes other than consumption, i.e. throwing.

1) Oh crap my balls have gone purple and there's a large pink elephant in my shower, i must have tenacious d.
2) 'DUUUUDE, I TOTALLY MISS YOUUUU....'

by ladge December 27, 2006

teachers' conference

An annual event in most educational jurisdictions, ostensibly for the presentation and discussion of educational research developments, and to satisfy educationists' professional development requirements. However, the true function of the seminars, held over weekends in five-star hotels, is to foster an atmosphere of intellectual curiosity, to kindle group learning experiences, and foment pedagogical stimulation between teaching colleagues, away from the constricting influence of family, work, and routines.

Judith paused and turned to stare at a sparrow fluttering under the eaves outside the window. She could not remember how many men were in the spa bath that night in her luxury hotel suite on the last night of the teachers' conference, her memory of the watery group encounter was just a champagne and cocktail-fuelled haze. All she knew is that now, four week's later, the pregnancy test was positive. How could she explain things to her husband? They hadn't had relations for years. Were there five men, or six? That ancient bearded professor had been at the back of the queue, she remembered that...
"Miss, oh,Miss.." one of her literature students calling out snapped her out of her reverie....
What the hell was she going to do now?

by _The Secret_ April 15, 2020

teaching assistant

a FOB graduate student that cannot afford graduate school, so they help teach an undergraduate college class in exchange for free tuition.

They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.

teaching assistant: ok, I wecmnd you use matrab, na mapre. if use mapre, open de sheet, and you see de sheet, and you type commands. I herp if you need herp.

by OlegTheGreat March 30, 2009

Teachers Pay Teachers (TpT)

Teachers Pay Teachers is a website your fat ass teacher goes to when he/she are too busy (LAZY) to develop their own work or assignments to fail students on purpose.

Teacher No. 01: I am so busy right now that I don't have time to create unit worksheets for mine students.

Teacher No. 02: I feel you... You know that is why I go to a website called "Teachers Pay Teachers". It is the best thing ever created for teachers like you and me.

Teachers Pay Teachers (Tpt) an online store that helps teachers fail their students by not providing an answer key for assignments.

by Edwin G.A. December 10, 2018

Teachersexual

Teachersexual is a sexuality where you are only attracted to teachers or ex teachers

Jay - "I've been attracted to Mrs Paige for a while"
Greg- "oh dude you might be a teachersexual"

by Lord Kimmy April 30, 2021

Hot teachers

I fuck my hot teacher me.jen in my freshman and sophomore years I got her pregnant in my junior year she didn't came back to school but we love each other

Hot teachers aka Ms.jen enjoys to get fuck by blazing cipher so hard she loves when he cums inside her and all over her

by Blazing chiper February 5, 2021

Teacupping

When a guy sticks his large erect penis up his anus resulting in him looking like a teacup.

I wasn't serious when I asked him to film himself teacupping!

by Teabagger24 January 23, 2014