greasy tard 

A greasy tard is a person who is extremly and mentally stupid/ and or ugly.
They dont shower and are greasy skids.

1.Dillon is a greasy tard.
2.Peter criss is a greasy tard.
3.james is also a greasy tard.

greasy tard by Mark st johns mother April 24, 2005

e-tard 

Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.

Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"

e-tard by OBrex05 August 30, 2009

couche-tard 

origins: convenience store in montreal with horny owl winking where anyone can buy cheap booze (cocconut drive, five dollar wine)

meaning: cust + douche + retard

Whoever thought that girls getting pig roasted is cool is a fucking couche-tard... unless they have an apple in their mouth.

couche-tard by sexy farmer March 22, 2007

freak-tard 

someone so bizarre that it becomes idiotically funny; a combination of a freak and retard

Did you see what Sophie was wearing? What a freak-tard!

freak-tard by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

creeper tard

Some who is creepy, weird, and mixture of things like that.

Eric is a creeper tard.

That was a creeper tard move by Eric.

creeper tard by Mizzlefoshizzlebizzle February 20, 2009

makima..tard 

a mf who never misses, and is overall a goat

He’s almost as goated as Makima..tard

makima..tard by kryppa July 23, 2021

u/b/er-tard

a /b/ tard, or someone who has wasted their life away in the /b/ (random) section of 4chan image boards, who has evolved past poor grammar and a twisted sense of humor and has slowly drifted into a vegetative state where responses are only given to the mentioning of memes and the sight of inappropriate cartoons. (see rule 34)

Basically, a super /b/tard

Normal person: what's up?

u/b/er-tard: ...

Normal person: hello?

u/b/er-tard: ... ungh ...

Normal person: *sigh*... so I heard you like mudkips?

u/b/er-tard: lolz lolz lolz over 9,000!

u/b/er-tard by wow.... February 19, 2009