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tadlee

He has a fat ass dick and loves his mom
Tadlee is cool
by Loser2012 May 3, 2021
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Table Cobra

A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.
Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.
by Creativelingo May 4, 2021
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Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.
Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.
by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021
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Table

Hey, wanna eat on that thing ( table )
by NebMan_Ih June 12, 2021
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tablevangelized

When a Christian or other religious person tries to use their tips as a way to proselytize their server/ waiter to their religion.

Usually takes up time talking unnecessarily about their religion, delaying their own order and gives a low tip in the name of GOD.

Can also use tracts disguised as dollar bills to trick wait staff into reading more thinking it’s actually cash.
“Hey did table 2 leave a good tip? Thought I saw a $20.

Naw man, just some religious person tablevangelizing me.”

“Why were you at that table so long? Is something wrong?

Nah I just got tablevangelized.”
by K-Fed42 July 18, 2021
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Tableing

The act of flipping a table to use it as cover in a gunfight.
When the cowboy started shooting, everyone started tableing as not to get shot
by thats_a_plant September 27, 2021
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Table

look at him he has a table.
by BIGTABLEMAN October 5, 2021
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