by ilovesuckingonboobz November 5, 2025
Get the Cow Tipping mug.Cow tipping is a sexual position that is an advanced variation of the sixty-nine oral sex act. In this configuration, the male partner stands and supports the female partner's entire body weight in a fully inverted, vertical position. The female's torso is held vertically downwards with her legs draped over the male's shoulders, positioning her genitals in alignment with his mouth. Simultaneously, the male performs cunnilingus while the female, from her inverted position, performs fellatio. This position demands considerable upper body and core strength from the male partner to safely maintain the alignment and support the full weight of the female partner throughout the duration of the act.
"Man, I hooked up with Sarah from accounting last night, and she was a total freak. I finally got to try that cow tipping move I've been seeing online."
"Get out of here! You actually pulled that off? Did you almost drop her?"
"Nah, I've been hitting the gym. She loved it, said she'd never been with a guy strong enough to do it. Chicks dig that shit, makes 'em feel like you're in total control."
"Damn, maybe I should start lifting more. My girl would kill me if I tried that now."
"Get out of here! You actually pulled that off? Did you almost drop her?"
"Nah, I've been hitting the gym. She loved it, said she'd never been with a guy strong enough to do it. Chicks dig that shit, makes 'em feel like you're in total control."
"Damn, maybe I should start lifting more. My girl would kill me if I tried that now."
by reporeto February 13, 2026
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Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.
Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.
by SatMisc November 21, 2013
Get the Office fly-tipping mug.Venus Fly Trapping is something that happens to thick and hefty women when trying to have sex; it is when a the vaginal area(Inside the vagina, the Lips, and around the thighs) of the female sticks together and doesn't allow the penis to penetrate inside, it can take many many tries before being able to penetrate without the assistance of a lubricate.
M: "why won't it go in???''
F: ''I guess I'm Venus fly trapping."
M: "Oh, well then I'll run and get the lube."
F: ''I guess I'm Venus fly trapping."
M: "Oh, well then I'll run and get the lube."
by The Worm Hole December 3, 2016
Get the venus fly trapping mug.When you harrow your member within the confines of a glass decanter and thyne fleshy blood rod starts to harden with euphoria preventing the release of thyne fleshy fun stick, causing damaging levels of throb indirectly causing decapitation of the bell-end.
Gareth was Chinese Finger Trapping with his significant other when suddenly the bottle spontaneously exploded and much like a 50.cal rifle shot into her pussy
also known as Zuckles Fleshlight
also known as Zuckles Fleshlight
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