toilet paper overcompensation

using the bathroom at work or other public places regularly with low quality tp, then coming home to your thick and soft tp and accidentally unravelling much more than necessary, often leading to frustration and more often than not, no toilet paper.

Dude 1: Damnit! What happened to all the toilet paper?

Dude 2: Sorry bro, accidentally did some major toilet paper overcompensation today.

by BigBallsTim December 11, 2010

Toilet Bowling

Slang Term for hitting a bowl of dank while sitting on, or standing at the toilet or urinal.

Sid: Guess what! Last night I totally Toilet Bowling again! It was awesome!
Nancy: Ugh!! Jeebus Christ!! Stop taking so many shits and smoking weed all the time! It's disgusting!
Sid: *stab* *stab*

by Lex Iconographer December 1, 2011

Toilet Snakes

They live in Iran, in the toilet-holes and bite your ass and balls when you go to take a shit

"navid was taking a dump in iran when a toilet snake bit off one of his nuts"

by jeji December 29, 2004

toilet bottom

A gay man who likes to get bodily fluids deposited in his ass. Anything goes, spit, pis, cum, whatever.

Josh got fucked last night, hes still got all the cum and pis in his ass. Damn he is such a toilet bottom.

by mattwj420 March 1, 2007

cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.

I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

toiletbaby

masturbating in the bathroom and ejaculating into the toilet

I was so horny this morning I decided to make a toiletbaby before I took a piss

by toiletbaby June 27, 2007