Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
by Silty Loam June 14, 2016
Get the Ass medallionmug. Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..
by CYN1CAL MIKE July 28, 2009
Get the Captain Assmug. This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.
"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."
by 13th May 24, 2013
Get the Garden assmug. An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.
May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Diamond Assmug. Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.
by Kaibe November 14, 2006
Get the plop assmug. by Subtle777 October 23, 2012
Get the Ass Accordionmug. by taddllleeetittuessssss August 8, 2015
Get the fuzzy assmug.