silver surfer that ho

(v.) the act of pulling out, coming on a woman's chest and stomach, and sprinkling silver glitter on your load as she falls asleep. In most cases, the male uses a tin foil condom.

1. I forgot to buy glitter and foil, otherwise I was gonna silver surfer that ho last night.
2. We don't superman no mo'; we just silver surfer dat ho! YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!

by D V C November 22, 2007

Cow Surfer

Surfer looking types that generaly wear some form of John Deere apparel often in conjunction with a Carhartt jacket

"Hey cow surfer, Get a hair cut!"

by Da_Elf777 January 5, 2006

butthole surfer

There are a lot of butthole surfers at Santa Rosa Middle School.

Including....well, we don't have to name them.

by cherrypopscle007 May 3, 2003

surfer

A girl (or perhaps a homosexual male) of loose moral fiber - if it swells, she will ride it.

Dad: "Check out that naughty Mary Jane Rottenbox over there sleazing onto that guy."

Son: "Looks like a surfer to me - I think he's gonna pork her."

Dad: "Son, he's not gonna pork her."

by JT Amish March 18, 2011

Bus Surfing

Running up behind a bus and holding on.

Usually in gangs to see who falls off first.
(Not for the weak - falling off face down is not unusual)

Me and the gang went bus surfing last night!
"really? who fell off first?"

by Hanzianna June 18, 2006

surfing

the shittest sport in the shittest world

Kris: i know you like bodyboarding but is surfing good?
Alex: Just get out of my house...right now!!!!!
Kris: ok chum
Alex: SURFING IS JUST SHIT

by Kris Engelhardt October 8, 2005

shoulder surfing

A stolen term from surf lingo. (Everyone seems to try to inject surfing vernacular into there vocabulary, hoping to acquire what use to be surfing coolness. i.e. web surfing). Laughably surfing has become so commercialized that it is no longer a cool association. Real term is "shoulder hopping": to drop in on someone elses wave, not at the peak but at the shoulder (down the line). A Wuss thing to do since it is generally easier and rude to do this.

Dude1: "This dude shoulder hopped me so I speared his brand new Channel Islands board with my old Cordell and did some serious damage." Chuckling

Dude2: "Right-on bro. He's one of those Corona Del Mar kooks anyways."

not shoulder surfing

by Silverfish February 15, 2006