Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

stiffeyedgerman

After a blow job and the load is swallowed the female grasps
A circumsized penis right behind it's "helmet" and with one eye stares down the males dickhole with a determand look

I heard John was shooting blanks because he told me his wife gave him a stiffeyedgerman and she swallowed the SS pretty easily and was ready for the blizkrieg

by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

Stiffener

A strong cocktail, such as a glass of whiskey.

“Well, I think l’ll have a little stiffener.” said Karl in season 3 of Succession after Logan died aboard a private jet.

by Squire88 April 16, 2023

stiffed drink

A strong-alcoholic-beverage serving dat you order at a bar in steamed reaction to your having been unpaid/underpaid for one or more goods or services dat you'd supplied.

I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt dat was owed him. Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.

by QuacksO November 1, 2023

sheisty stifferson

sheisty stifferson is a boy that had a stiffy in a preschool

your acting like sheisty stifferson

by weenor696969 June 9, 2021

stiffie doc

A urologist

"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

Stiff

A girl who is good at playing running back in football because she stiff-arms people.

"Don't try to tackle her, shes a stiff."

by 'Tomer July 26, 2005