shockonline

shockonline is one of the worst forums i've ever been to. hope viper and mal don't read this.

shockonline is an alternative term for "lame".

by sixth October 1, 2004

shocker cutscene

When someone on a reality show gets offended, they emphasize it dramatically with a sudden large musical "thump", dead tone of a piano key, or symbol bash. Often accompanied by the person who is offended just seen standing there blanked out in "awe". Get's VERY annoying when used over and over in a show.

Example of a shocker cutscene


Girl 1-Ahh that was an awesome night.

Girl 2-Yeah especially with Dave, we had sex last night.

Girl 1-Oh? Cause Dave told me that I was better.

-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 2 just stares in shock-

Girl 2-Well he told me that you smelled!

-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 1 just stares in shock-

by Gigafrost March 23, 2009

trekkie shocker

a variation of the shocker fingering technique, where one forms the famous "live ling and prosper" sign with one's hand

"so i gave her the shocker last night..."

"dude, you gotta try a trekkie shocker, chicks love it"

"two in the pink, TWO in the stink! why didn't i think of that??"

by trekkie6969 May 24, 2009

Shocker (SD)

a shocker is were a man (male person) stickes his fingers into his bellend called a (docking) well shitting in the bed.

shitter + docker = shocker :)

My friend aaron came into college and told everyone about his shitty ass docking... so we called it a name

Shocker (SD)

Unlucky for aaron he was the owner of this name and claimed it when he did it!!

the only person who would even try it what a Shocker!!

by rick stane June 11, 2008

Shock and Awe

Performing a malicious and repeated fecal attack on your toilet from your anus above... Usually followed by a foul stench of death and putrid filth.

"hang on man.. let me shit now before we go to the movies... I dont think their toilets can handle my shock and awe."

by JadeHawk June 8, 2004

Spocker

The spocker is a lot like the shocker. Using the index and middle finger in the vagaina, and the ring and pinky fingers in the anus.

Spocker is an advanced technique not for the timid.

If advanced, thumb can be used for courtesey.

I used the spocker on her

by Shayne May 20, 2004

Shocking

Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.

"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"

by ixilliana March 2, 2017