Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021

Daddy Smoos

The god of all gods, dick can touch while not even in the same room. everyone love him he is the ultimate being

i wanna fuck daddy smoos so bad

by connorstudios November 24, 2021

DJ SMOOTH PANDA

Cracking good young music producer

DJ SMOOTH PANDA is a cracking good young DJ

by BluePandaGiraffe August 13, 2022

National Smooch Day

National Smooch Day is September 20. This day is dedicated to giving out a kiss to someone, whether satirical platonic or romantic.

"Hey, it's National Smooch Day!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

Liquid smooth

A godly song made by the godly Mitski.

Mitski Lover: Hey u know mitskis song Liquid smooth?
Hater: Ew
Mitski lover: We are not friends anymore

by ivbpiuhveupgvbnhehvoehvoueghvo September 21, 2022

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023