who fucks a shit

Used in situations of extreme annoyance or anger as a substitute for “who fucking gives a shit” when it’s too much effort to say an entire sentence.

Chad: Hey Brad, guess what?

Brad: What?

Chad: I just matched with another girl on Tinder

Virgin Brad: Man, who fucks a shit!

by weenschnitz August 18, 2021

taking a mean shit

The act of taking an extremely gratifying dump often resulting in extensive odor, grotesque size, and/or substantial clean up to oneself or facility.

Johnny Shatt, grimacing comically at his two friends at Bob's Big Boy, knew he pushed the limits having eaten 2 burgers, both friends' french fries, and a chocolate shake. Now, it was time to leave his final farewell to the restaurant...TAKING A MEAN SHIT! This final act would be the highlight to a beautiful evening with the lads.

by ShawShankPrison February 17, 2023

thuggin that shit out

Thuggin that shit out means to let out 3 different types of emotion anger, reflection, and acceptance.

Why didn’t you go to a therapist bro?
I was thuggin that shit out

by GandalfTheRightWing September 23, 2023

Back On My G-Eazy Shit

After a Break-Up, You boost your confidence ten fold by Taking on the persona of Oakland-based rapper G-Eazy.

I broke up with Tiffany, I’m back on my G-Eazy shit.

by BigWaterJug December 28, 2018

shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

by WallyFro March 10, 2003

Shit Tard

A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .

Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?

Tyler: Your such a shit tard.

by Douglas S November 23, 2006

Shit hit the fan

Basically, this is when emotions break loose and people get hurt. A literal meaning would be that shit gets on everybody due to the intrinsic nature of the fan.

"I found out my brother was sleeping with my wife, and that's when shit hit the fan."

by Define Please June 14, 2016