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Get the Research Sector 7885 mug.They’re a one of a kind person; a strong as soul; a fighter; a perfect lover— my soulmate. They’re the type of person to hate everybody but love somebody so much they’d fuck anybody up to protect them. The kind of person who will hear somebody out even if he won’t like what they say and be proud of their upbringing even if it wasn’t so beautiful.
But overall they’re a type of badass. They’re who I’m in love with. At first when you meet them you think they'll hurt but when you start to know them you fall. You see their perfect traits like great music, their style, their interest in tech & their smarts, their knowledge of the world, their interest in writing & adventure, their love for reading & mythical creatures. my favorite trait is they’re tough as hell on their own while still being the most honest loving person alive meanwhile. They open up to you when you’ve gained their trust and that’s what I love. Because you get to learn more about all those amazing things that they love and do.
My only hope is one day they’ll love me as much as I love them. That they see me as their firefly giving them light. Their joy to come home to. As a safe place. hope they’ll see me as theirs only. Because if theirs anything you want from Isac Santos, it’s to stay around forever— that’s his effect. All I know though is that they’re my soulmate. They complete me, even if I didn’t complete them.
But overall they’re a type of badass. They’re who I’m in love with. At first when you meet them you think they'll hurt but when you start to know them you fall. You see their perfect traits like great music, their style, their interest in tech & their smarts, their knowledge of the world, their interest in writing & adventure, their love for reading & mythical creatures. my favorite trait is they’re tough as hell on their own while still being the most honest loving person alive meanwhile. They open up to you when you’ve gained their trust and that’s what I love. Because you get to learn more about all those amazing things that they love and do.
My only hope is one day they’ll love me as much as I love them. That they see me as their firefly giving them light. Their joy to come home to. As a safe place. hope they’ll see me as theirs only. Because if theirs anything you want from Isac Santos, it’s to stay around forever— that’s his effect. All I know though is that they’re my soulmate. They complete me, even if I didn’t complete them.
Person 1: Hey, you and Isac Santos are getting close aren’t you?
Person 2: Yeah, I’d think so.
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person2: I think they’re perfect. I think that I’m lucky to be loved by them. They’re my future, 100%.
Person 2: Yeah, I’d think so.
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person2: I think they’re perfect. I think that I’m lucky to be loved by them. They’re my future, 100%.
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