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Get the spanish girl saturday mug.A sad feeling felt on Saturday night, where you feel like you should be out having fun and making memories but instead you are stuck at home doing nothing. Big Sad Saturday's make you feel stuck with thr choice of wanting to go out despite nothing to do or nowhere to go, or be bored at home even though you don't feel like watching a movie or doing anything.
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Get the Ahio! Cekicek Satun bob mug.Men who weasel their way into the friend zone with your girlfriend, with the sole intention of passive-aggressively ending your relationship so that they can be right there for the rebound.
Usually long-time friends of your girlfriend. They've never had the balls to ask her out and have hated every boyfriend she's ever had.
Always beta males. Will most likely end up alone forever as they spend their whole lives chasing a girl who sees them as a little brother.
Usually long-time friends of your girlfriend. They've never had the balls to ask her out and have hated every boyfriend she's ever had.
Always beta males. Will most likely end up alone forever as they spend their whole lives chasing a girl who sees them as a little brother.
Alpha #1: Yo, who is that dude who keeps hitting up your girl?
Alpha #2: Oh it's this SATELLITE Steven. He's been trying to break us up for the past year but she thinks he's the nicest guy ever.
Alpha #1: Be careful man. My girl ran off with a satellite.
Alpha #2: It'd be her loss anyways. Ending up with a little beta faggot like that.
Alpha #1: LOL
Alpha #2: LOL
Alpha #2: Oh it's this SATELLITE Steven. He's been trying to break us up for the past year but she thinks he's the nicest guy ever.
Alpha #1: Be careful man. My girl ran off with a satellite.
Alpha #2: It'd be her loss anyways. Ending up with a little beta faggot like that.
Alpha #1: LOL
Alpha #2: LOL
by keyboardrealist December 6, 2011
Get the Satellite mug.Satanism is ideological bullshit. There are two types of Satanism which are both equally bullshit:
Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in superstitious magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.
The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like definitions such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on social media crying about Christianity which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.
All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the Church of Satan.
Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in superstitious magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.
The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like definitions such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on social media crying about Christianity which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.
All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the Church of Satan.
The second form of Satanism is Theistic Satanism like The Order of Nine Angels which does worship the devil, operates in secrecy and allegedly practice human sacrifices by their own claims. The one thing it has in common with atheistic Satanism is that it also teaches one to give into their addictions and carnal lusts.
All forms of Satanism are bullshit and are mere cults. Atheistic Satanism is just an extension of atheist stupidity and rebellion against religion while Theistic Satanism is comprised of those who genuinely worship and believe in the Devil.
All forms of Satanism are bullshit and are mere cults. Atheistic Satanism is just an extension of atheist stupidity and rebellion against religion while Theistic Satanism is comprised of those who genuinely worship and believe in the Devil.
by Teacher of Truth August 5, 2018
Get the Satanism mug.1. Soaked, filled, or loaded to capacity.
2. Drunk, having had too many alcoholic beverages, stoned, high, having slurred speach, and unable to facilitate coherent thought process of any kind.
3. Immersed in thoughts, either happy, inspiring, terrifying, or depressed.
2. Drunk, having had too many alcoholic beverages, stoned, high, having slurred speach, and unable to facilitate coherent thought process of any kind.
3. Immersed in thoughts, either happy, inspiring, terrifying, or depressed.
1. "Your clothes are saturated with rain."
2. "Like my body?... I was honored to be on our.. next performer's new video... And if I ever record an album.. I want this guy to produce m-mine.. and make me beautiful duets.. 'cause he's freakin' genius!..." - Anna Nicole Smith @ The American Music Awards 2004
3. "I've been deep in thought all day, worried about the unknown and what shall become of me, blah dee blah blah."
2. "Like my body?... I was honored to be on our.. next performer's new video... And if I ever record an album.. I want this guy to produce m-mine.. and make me beautiful duets.. 'cause he's freakin' genius!..." - Anna Nicole Smith @ The American Music Awards 2004
3. "I've been deep in thought all day, worried about the unknown and what shall become of me, blah dee blah blah."
by antimyopia December 9, 2005
Get the saturated mug.A widely misunderstood religion started by Anton LeVay.
The church practices self indulgences and frowns upon altruistic behavior. The Church of Satan in no way acknowledges the existence of any devine being neither good nor evil. They worship no devil, though the phrase "hail satan" is commonly used. However in the church Satan represent the repressed desires of all humans and therefore saying "hail satan" is to hail one's self.
It is commonly believed that the church of satan is a horrible group of people that should be feared. The CoS should only be feared if one is actually a member of an archaic religion which preaches self restraint and stupid moral systems that are truly outdated. To roughly quote LeVay one of the philosophies is if someone smacks you on the cheek smash him on his and ten times more for he that turns the other cheek is like the cowardly dog that roles over when kicked. Therefore the person above who stated he beat up on satanists at school was more a satanist than the person who laid there and took it while "chanting" the name of an entity that a true satanist would not even believe to truly exist.
Many religions have broken off from satanism including but not limited The temple of Set.
The church practices self indulgences and frowns upon altruistic behavior. The Church of Satan in no way acknowledges the existence of any devine being neither good nor evil. They worship no devil, though the phrase "hail satan" is commonly used. However in the church Satan represent the repressed desires of all humans and therefore saying "hail satan" is to hail one's self.
It is commonly believed that the church of satan is a horrible group of people that should be feared. The CoS should only be feared if one is actually a member of an archaic religion which preaches self restraint and stupid moral systems that are truly outdated. To roughly quote LeVay one of the philosophies is if someone smacks you on the cheek smash him on his and ten times more for he that turns the other cheek is like the cowardly dog that roles over when kicked. Therefore the person above who stated he beat up on satanists at school was more a satanist than the person who laid there and took it while "chanting" the name of an entity that a true satanist would not even believe to truly exist.
Many religions have broken off from satanism including but not limited The temple of Set.
While conversing in my theology class I realized that the satanist seemed to know more about christianity and satanism both than the self-professed christian who merely reaffirmed his ignorance everytime he opened his mouth.
by Jeremy April 20, 2006
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