cunt sniffer

one who is a lesbien who sniffes of the cunt

Rossie O'donnel is a cunt sniffer

by jisko August 4, 2007

Skiff

(verb) - To appear in favor of an activity until the opportunity to participate in the activity is present.

Friend: "You want to get high this weekend?"
Skiffer: "Oh hell yeah man, im down for it whenever!"
F:"Really? Ive got some right now, lets toke up!"
S:"Oh, I uhhh... have some things to do right now... And i just remembered that ill be out of town this weekend..."
F:"Come on man, you skiff out on me everytime."
S:"Hey, ill do it when im ready."
F:"Youve been saying that for the past year and a half now..."

by SpaceCowboyInTheWoods September 6, 2010

Pop a Stiffy

A way of stating that the male penis is soon to ejaculate. Otherwise known as a boner.

I Pop a Stiffy everytime I get to walk behind Payton

by Blevinz11z May 31, 2012

Sniffer

A sniffer, also commonly referred to as an "ass kisser," is one whom, basically, can't leave a person alone. A sniffer, will perform such actions as, following one around, calling or texting someone to almost no end, over complimenting a person to gain one's attention, and paying frequently unexpected visits to one's home.

Sniffers can be commonly noticed at parties, events, family functions, in the work environment, and most social gatherings.

Did you go to Dad's house party? There sure were a lot of sniffers that wouldn't leave him alone.

by NiceOFFICIAL88 December 20, 2010

bum skiff

When a person has a sweaty arse and slides one finger along their crack collecting as much moisture as possible, then procedes to creep up behind their victim and run their finger under the victims nose depositing the sweat. Hence a bum skiff.

A: 'Fuck me dude i just gave Garry the best bum skiff ever! It must have smelt like fuckin shit!'

B: 'The poor cunt i bet he was well pissed off.'

by rory_mcgrath November 11, 2006

butt-sniff-alicious

Having the quality of something nasty, but in an oddly humorous way.

"Dude, did you see Sally throw up the other night?"
"I did! It was butt-sniff-alicious!"

by cowpie52 February 24, 2009

gym sniffer

A person who waits around in a gym whilst fat, sweaty old people use the excercise bikes and then as soon as they leave, run up and sniff the seat.

Dude, did you see him sniff that smelly granny minge seat?
Yeah, what a gym sniffer.

by Daniel May 13, 2005