Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

get shreked

Basically it's another way to say go fuck yourself.

"Yo Joe, get shreked"

by abbyhenderson January 1, 2016

Shread

pronounced as reading with a shhh at the beggining.

the act of reading while taking a shit.

Joe - Man I gotta shit, but this book is really good.
John - Dude just go shread.
Joe - Fuck, your right.

by Jake Motha Fuckin Dickson December 9, 2008

shreddin' the gnar

to fit your surroundings and actions for maximum enjoyment and entertainment.

person a: hey what are you up to?
person b: not much, just shreddin' the gnar.

by Ben Rollins January 26, 2008

shrek

The Mighty Wayne Rooney.....

"Jug-Head" "FA Cup".......

by Lee Quelch February 23, 2005

shred club

A rogue band of shredders dispersed throughout the world who's sole mission is to shred.

1st RULE: You do not talk about SHRED CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SHRED CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" , goes limp, or taps out the SHRED is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a SHRED.
5th RULE: One SHRED at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: SHREDs will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at SHRED CLUB, you HAVE to SHRED.

Guy 1:

Guy 2:
(notice they are following the shred club rules.)

by Shredder A January 16, 2010

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014