ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

Rolling on the floor so hard i lost my taco and my sombrero fell off.

<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

<me>

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

by Fossekall October 6, 2011

ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL

An abbreviation of the popular phrase:
Roll On Floor Laughing So F---ing Hard That Voldemort Uses Avarda Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Not to be confused with ROFLSFHTVUCOMAISGTS, an altogether different abbreviation.

"dude, omfg that's so funny"
"yeh i know, i just ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL'ed"

links: lol lmao lmfao rofl wtf roflsfh brb gtg stfu

by potterfan1231 December 19, 2011

Roflmaobvs

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off butt very serious.

Guy 1: Haha, duuude I just saw I pink frog!
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeeesss! Roflmaobvs!

by EpicSwagularity December 27, 2011

roflwm

Rolling on the Floor Laughing While Masturbating.

Person 1 - Gtg masturbate, ttyl
Person 2 - One step ahead of ya buddy
Parson 1 - ROFLWM

by Thor Isascrub January 27, 2012

roflolmcoomn

Rolling on floor, laugh out loud, milk coming out of my nose. To laugh so hard at something said, if you had a glass of milk, it would spray out your nose.

did you see that drunk guy do the splits in the fountain?

ROFLOLMCOOMN!

by JimBobJones July 13, 2012

ROFLMMFAO2POHAIPMWHTB

Longest word for laughing Posted by D.j.G of the Bahamas
Meaning

rolling over the floor laughing my motherfucking ass off to the point of hyseria and i pee myself while having trouble breathing

Tim: Dude u gatta watch Dave Shapel
John: I already did it had me ROFLMMFAO2POHAIPMWHTB

by D(beast from the east) September 1, 2012

roflqtms

roll on the floor laughing quietly to myself

he told me he ate a truducken and i roflqtms'd.

by M1necraftBeast April 14, 2013