Self-righteous Richard

A person usually named Richard who is a sanctimonious dick.
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Vintage Richard

When one dresses their penis as a member of aristocratic society before a sexual act. I.E Drawing a mustache and/or placing a small top hat or suit on it.
Did you hear that Virt gave his girl a Vintage Richard?…
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this is day where sully has to give ashley a super cool gift to prove mr. richards was correct the whole time
omg today is prove mr. richards correct day! gotta get ashley a gift -sully
by mrrichards November 02, 2019
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Richard From Alaska

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:

"But you can call me Dick."

There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."

Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"

Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
by Lake Partiers May 05, 2021
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Richard’s Inverse Equation

States that the confidence in one’s Penis size relative to its physical size is inversely proportional to “big dick energy” levels
“Yeah his dick was on the smaller side but that didn’t stop him from rocking my world, it amazing how confident he was in himself.
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation

Richard’s Inverse Equation
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richard tweak

he’s the hottest South Park dad tbh
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Richard L Jr

A dead beat dad who has handed his balls to his wife and chooses her over his first two kids.
" Richard L jr you sir are a douche canoe"
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