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queerage

1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.

2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.
Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."

"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."

"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."
by Danfield January 4, 2007
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Queerce

To purposely attempt to coerce someone into homosexuality.
I'm not sure if she's gay or not but I'm going to try and queerce her.
by uuuiiiyyyttthhh October 20, 2009
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Queergasm

The act of getting fucked by another males genitals, normally involving the use of a dildo and enjoying it
As Victor was being penetrated by Juan he released loud moans revealing his queergasm
by The Queerperation December 7, 2009
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Queerantine

When you’re part of the LGBTQ community and are in quarantine due to the COVID19 virus.
No worries, I’m staying homo sweet homo in self queerantine!
by Lsears March 20, 2020
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queerdrum

A gay eardrum that tends to only hear things that are queer or homosexual.

A person with a queerdrum usually turns normal conversations into something sexual pertaining to a dick, a penis, or an ass.
Girl: "You're not using your pick right on the E string."
Guy: "He's not using his dick right on his G-string?"
Girl: "There you go again listening from your queerdrum again.."
by Matt Huff August 28, 2009
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Queerism

A religion who's soul purpose is to piss off other religions.
They worship Debra, the giant lesbian in the sky, and the iron dick (an allusion to the wooden one constructed by Dionysius)

They are required pray once a month and adhere to the rule of tolerating others beliefs as long as they dont invalidate another persons existence.
Surprisingly this religion originated in Texarkana Texas and now has nearly two hundred followers despite the fact they do not have a printed bible (their holy book is called The Saga )

It contains a jesusxhitlerxgod fan fic , safe binding tips, and various tidbits of helpful information .
"hey have you heard of queerism?"
"no"
"Would you care to learn about it ?
by mellowunknownvoid December 5, 2017
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queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.
I installed a queef card in the new server.
by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007
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