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queer as a football bat

A double entendre phrase used to express extreme oddity, but can also connote flamboyant homosexuality. The word queer — in its traditional usage — denotes strangeness, and when coupled with the imagery of a football bat — presumably American football — the strangeness is intensified. After all, who ever saw a football bat? What would you strike with it?
Have you met that new guy down in the invoice office with the huge mustache and white denim jacket? He's about as queer as a football bat.
by POLYONYMOUS February 18, 2012
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Queen of rap

Someone deaf: Cardi b is so talented she’s definitely the queen of rap!
Someone That can hear:*types* No its nicki minaj!!
Deaf person: damn I might need new hearing aids
by Someone that can hear January 6, 2022
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Kunsan Queen

A normal looking girl that when she gets to Kunsan AB ROK, she instantly become a ton hotter, as women are hard to come by here. The normally get followed around by a bunch of dudes cock blocking one another hoping they can be next inline to get to fuck the sloot. A good chance exists that she has the clap, or any of the STD's that are out their. Bitches like this if left unattended and not dealt with become the Hottest chick at Kunsan
Bro 1: hey man look at that stupid Kunsan Queen, she thinks she is the shit.

Bro 2: I know man if were back in the states I would never fuck that ugly bitch...I would not even piss on her if she were on fire.

Bro 1: Fuck dude look, its the Hottest chick at Kunsan and her bitch man!!
by The man of legends June 12, 2008
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Quiditch Queef

A queef whilst playing Quiditch
'I say, I let out a right corker of a Quiditch queef the other day in our match against Slytherin
by wagglingwilly May 8, 2010
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Sex Queen

when a girl has a dick in her ass, pussy and mouth. she also as guys titty fucking her and licking her pee hole. often here will also be cum leaking all over.
me, matt, dan, mark, and john made sophia a sex queen last night and there were seriously cum everywhere.
by kylorenforce May 22, 2016
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unproblematic queen

a person (mainly a girl) who no matter how much people say rude, nasty, or disrespectful things to her will always handle it maturely and doesn't put up with bs. she is a successful person who stays out of drama while her haters stay jealous and her supporters idolize her while she tackles all problems, big or small with grace and is nothing but kind and well off due to her intelligence and lack of stupidity.
"Did you hear? John cheated on Anna and all his friends spread a bunch of nasty rumors about her. She is probably so pissed."

"Actually no. She is handling the situation so well. she hasn't thrown any shade and told her friends she was going to focus on herself and her own success."

"what an unproblematic queen!"
by definitionkit August 3, 2020
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Dancing Queen

the best song in the world and no song is better then it
holy Dancing Queen is a good song
by cowboiiii November 13, 2020
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