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hairy panic

The feeling you get when you see your unkempt pubes the night before a big date.
I had a proper hairy panic after I got out of the shower last night.
by Swissola September 9, 2016
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Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.
I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!
by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016
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gay panic party

when gay people have sex because they can't do anything else with their penis when they get excited
omg me and frank banged last night because of a gay panic party
by HR.T August 10, 2016
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Gay panic

A gay person panicing about something small. (In a funny way)
"Their child had a cold, so they started to gay panic."

"The gay boy had a crush on a cute boy, when they locked eyes, the gay boy shot into a gay panic."
by Jaxay June 1, 2018
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april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family
How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom
by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018
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1v1 panic attack

A feeling you get during a Fortnite solo match, when it's come down to the top 2 players: you, and your opponent. While searching for or fighting your opponent, your hands begin to shake, your heart starts to beat faster, and possibly breathe heavily. Usually, you shouldn't panic during a 1v1, but it gets to you easily. Once you get that feeling, the only way to stop the attack is to finish the game, either you fire your shots accurately, or you take the L like a man.
No matter what, everytime I'm in a top 2 situation, I have a 1v1 Panic Attack.
by SuperDiamond03 October 24, 2018
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Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.
Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!
by El Georgio December 13, 2018
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