crouch potato

another word to describe FECES.

Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!

by E to the V January 4, 2008

Potato Fairy

A person who loves potatoes and is very awkward unless around other potato faires. Often people named Olivia or Kristina call themselves potato faires

Stop being such a potato fairy!

by bunnyfluggen August 18, 2016

potato ass

N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.

A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.

N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.

A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.

by The Tenth Circle August 11, 2016

Potato/Cat

Defined as a cat mutated into a potato do to the advantageous benefits of being made completely of starch.

"Wow, that's a well grown potato/cat!"
"Hey it's not called a PotatoCat it's called a Potato/Cat

by TlustyTai June 22, 2009

Potato Bazooka

A sexual act in which a male forces his testicles into a woman's vagina, and after a countdown, punches the woman's stomach forcefully, causing his balls to rocket out at break-neck speed.

"Dude, I totally shot Karen with a potato bazooka yesterday. She's still picking my pubes out of her!"

by FolegAlmighty February 22, 2010

Potato Launcher

A Potato Launcher is usually an unmounted grenade launcher (such as the Thumper in Modern Warfare 2.) Just like a mounted grenade launcher (Noob tube), it is commonly used by noobs to get easy kills, since it does not require any skill (or, not a lot.) It comes from the fact that grenade's shapes seem like potatoes, and from ''real'' potato launchers built by people all around the world in real life.

Goddamn noob just killed me with his potato launcher!

by Eljmaster July 14, 2010

Life Potato

Someone who is fanatically addicted to life experiences as couch potatoes are addicted to television.

WIth the starters horn echoing off the hills, hundreds of type-A life potatoes surged towards a finish line that was miles of known and miles of unknown away.

by Adammck October 20, 2006