Potato Cat

A person who's level of incompetence is so astoundingly high that they have absolutely no idea of what is happening in the world around them.

Person 1 - "how was your day? Successful??"

Person 2 - "achieved nothing like usual. The potato cat made sure of it"

by Bum warp July 9, 2016

potato salad

karl's special treat, made with potatoes, bodily secretions, and oregano.

Karl got drunk last night and told everyone his secret potato salad recipe.

by luvtherecipe March 6, 2005

Potato Fairy

Those people who are generally unacceptable in day to day crowds, like the hairy sweaty fat man in a mosh pit..!! A potato fairy has tendencies to believe any lie presented to them and can be easily manipulated to do the bidding of those with higher intellect..

i just convinced her that our school has and underground dungeon...what a potato fairy

by mackie92 July 23, 2011

Potato Soup

Vomiting in an asshole and then eating it out with a spoon.

"Two girls one cup was nothing compared to the potato soup I saw last night!"

by Hoe Inn May 28, 2009

potato skin

The word potato skin is a racial slur that is used to describe a brown, dirty person of mexican decent. The skin of a potato was thought to resemble the color and texture of a mexican person so much that they earned the nickname potato skins.

Person 1: Victor is our new gardener, he sells small bananas during the weekend downtown.

Person 2: Bananas?! Imagine that, A banana Selling potato skin, working in our neighborhood!

by cookieanddough November 2, 2009

potato chips

After sex, the wet spot in the middle of the bed, if left will dry and become much like a potato chip!

by Mike August 29, 2003

potato coach

coach potato is used to describe someone who sits on the coach all day and does nothing (common knowledge)
a coach potato is a potato that is a coach potato (from an old cartoon show).

{to a potato}: your such a potato coach

by shiznitzan January 1, 2007