Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.

That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Piss in my asshole

to piss in someones asshole, possibly a sign of anger or a sick joke

dude i just Shit on your dick now you piss in my asshole

by DATDAMNMEXICAN October 28, 2010

piss pop

When you urinate in a used condom, freeze it, then use it as a dildo. After you're done using it as a dildo, you peel away the condom and eat it

I caught my girl using a piss pop. At least she got a free popsicle

by Raileybarett22 July 1, 2015

Pisces

Those people like me that always want to cry because life is a rollercoaster. We also love to paint and draw because we are artistic and all that jazz. We also like to be weird and laugh and we have a really odd sense of humour but oddly enough, it works.

That girl is crying, she’s definitely a Pisces.
I have a Pisces friend and they give me really good advice.

by crazynoodlehead December 14, 2019

side pipes

When a male has an erection that is bulging down his pant leg on his thigh.

Look at Jimmy's side pipes!!!

by rjvir2 November 29, 2004

double piss

Whne you're so incredibly drunk, that when you take a piss... you think you're done but it starts all over again for a much better relieving feeling.

Dude i just took a double piss in there.

by Steve skelly January 15, 2008

Ripping the piss

To joke or lie about someting in a humorus manner.

When I called your mother a twat, I was ripping the piss. She is a nice lady.

by mell33 December 15, 2011