Ringo Picker

Someone who likes to pleasure anus with their fingers, this could sometime refer to the extraction of stinking butt crusts. To pick the ringo, means to insert the fingers into an anus. Common slang in Wales, UK. Ringo Starr.

Jeffo: oiii cuzzy, what you been up to fam?

Big Al: mans been chilling with the bro's and all that..

Jeffo: you been ringo pickin your boyfriend?

Big Al: nah there aint no brown on my fingers.

Jeffo: stop lying you filthy ringo picker

Big Al: suck out fam

by ado4 May 15, 2016

Ice Pick Headache

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.

Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.

by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017

Cotton picking minute

A very long minute

Give me a dern cotton picking minute before you start asking for more clothes!

by Jsutt August 21, 2017

extra pick

When unfunny losers are ordering a sandwich at Subway, this is the term used to indicate they want extra pickles.

"I'll have one line of mayo and extra pick." What did you say? "I want extra pick." I don't understand. "Extra pickles."

by erectthumbz August 31, 2017

dry picking

When someone is picking with/at you for no reason at all.

She is dry picking with me about why I was last to school; I can’t even drive.

by Kai Bee October 9, 2017

jake pickering

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair

Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing

by MrMargarine6911 April 15, 2018

Backporch Pickin'

The act of scratching one's asshole.

I know we were in a meeting but I couldn't help but do some backporch pickin', I have poison ivy on my asshole!

by Turtlemotherbaby August 3, 2018