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i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value
Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye
by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004
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big penis brigade

(Sorry ladies, but I had to post this...)

The Brigade is a secret held only by women and the actual male members of the Big Penis Brigade. The Brigade was founded to provide women with sexual satisfaction. The Brigade can only be found at "women only" parties.

When women get together for Girls Night, Hen Night and bachelorette parties, you can guarantee that the "Big Penis Brigade" will be in attendance undeterred by the "No Men Allowed" rules. In fact, the Brigade is often invited by the ladies in the party.

The men who are members of the Brigade are known for their good looks, sexual stamina and of course, their extremely large penises.

While attending these "Women Only" parties, the Brigade has sex with every woman at the party. Yes even the ugly ones... Every woman has sex at least 2x and usually with a different member of the Brigade. Some of the women has sex with every member, but this is very rare occurrence because of most women cannot handle the sheer amount of sex that the Brigade can provide.

So when your wife/girlfriend returns home happy and refreshed from a "Women Only" party, you will know that she spent some quality time with the Big Penis Brigade.

(Sorry ladies, but I had to post this)
Jen: Hi Lisa, thanks for coming to my "Wine, Women and Whine" party.

Lisa: I'm glad to be here. So when is the Big Penis Brigade expected to arrive?

Jen: They should be here shortly. Here, have a drink. The drink should help you loosen up.
by cityguychicago March 31, 2009
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Penis Tax

The tax that all guys receive solely because they are male.
Guy 1: "I just checked how much car insurance is, and just because I'm male, I pay an extra 20 bucks."

Guy 2: "You know it, it's the damn Penis Tax."
by wearefindle April 30, 2011
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Paris Hilton

socialite who parties and gets paid big bucks to show up an promotional events. Looks like a walking barbie, known for sex tape, being at every big hollywood party, and having a crap load of money for being an heir to Conrad Hilton, creator of the Hilton Hotel Franchise.
Paris Hilton is all over todays US weekly for partying with Britney Spears at LA's hotspot Butter.
by longuevue December 24, 2008
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penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....
PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..
by todd January 16, 2003
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horse penis

A description of someone's overly large or frighteningly above average penis. It is in relation to a horses penis.
Jessipher Bagelnuts has a horse penis

Hows that horse penis Jessipher?

Jessiphers horse penis
by jjojo May 17, 2005
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Paris Hilton

John: What do you do for a living?
Dave: I make porn films.
John: What kind of porn?
John: Paris Hilton.
by jklkjl January 15, 2006
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