I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich 

Perhaps the most famous and most recognized Tomism (see "Tomism"), the term is used as a general insult. Tom K. would speak of another person as having "the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich". It is believed that Tom did not originate the phrase, however. In recent times, the phrase has been combined with "without the jelly" on the end- supposedly to indicate that a peanut butter sandwich WITH jelly has somehow a measurably higher I.Q. Go figure.

"Frank is such an idiot. He's got the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich."

I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004

atomic peanut

Atomic Peanut is a character from the stories 'Peanut's life'. This character is an annoying child who calls his playstation 2 Norbert. He also feeds it crisps and beer by opening the disc tray and loading crisps onto it and then closes it, while pouring beer in through it. He believes Norbert can fly and will reguarly tie a red cape round it and hold him and make him fly round the house.

Peanut was flying Norbert round the house one day and got to into it and believed Norbert could fly. So Peanut launched him out the open window and to his schock and horror Norbert did not fly gracefully but instead plummeted into the concrete below.

atomic peanut by apemanjon July 6, 2005

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo 

A vile combination that when put together could spell doom for all of humanity.

Man 1: Yo! He's putting Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo together!
Man 2: Let's get out of here quick before he kills us all!

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo by a dude, probably April 25, 2019

tea peanut 

when farting the little piece of shit that falls out unexpectngly.

i just farted and left a tea peanut in my underwear.

tea peanut by g-killa August 3, 2006

milk peanut soup

when a male and female are participating in sexual activity and the male orgasms in the female's mouth then places his testicles in her mouth while she gargles.

arnold likes to give mindy his milk peanut soup.

milk peanut soup by ahs saints guy March 7, 2010

Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.

Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"

Chocolate Peanut Bush by j0113y July 31, 2011

terrorist peanut butter 

Hummus

"Yo Mustafa! Can I get your recipe for terrorist peanut butter?"

terrorist peanut butter by Not a terrorist April 19, 2014