Porkla

Pork-la- noun
A creature of unknown origins. Can be heard howling or gagging in the night.

Its appearance cannot be comprehended.

" I heard howling and gagging in the night.. could it be a Porkla? "
" Could be. I'd move if I were you. "

by Taznixx October 11, 2020

Commander Porktits

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.

RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.

by LizardKing December 17, 2012

Porklift

When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.

Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."

by StreetBikeTakeover August 5, 2009

porki

the word generally used in address of pakistani or muslims as a derogatory remark ,

generally mulims or all pakistani hates pork , as it is haram in islam , so to make sarcastic and abusive , the word porki is used

hey porki , whats up ??????????????

by ulisespapps November 26, 2010

Porky Piggin' It

Wearing only a shirt, no pants AND no underwear, ala Porky Pig, who did not wear _anything_ below the belt.

I was video conferencing with my professor online today, totally porky piggin' it!

by panquake July 12, 2007

porky

In leftist circles it refers to the bourgeoisie in reference to a Soviet Union agitprop poster

Black and white workers fighting each other makes porky very happy

by stalin killed 20 million nazis January 24, 2019

porking

sexual intercourse.

"I saw Skot and Rosie porking in Anna's bedroom! I screamed when I saw Skot's balls slapping Rosie's ass!"

by LindseyRae June 10, 2009