Pro Pipe

A slang term for performing oral sex on a male individual.

Little Timmy was walking down the street one day, when a prostitute offered him a pro pipe for $5.

by FenderBenderx May 28, 2010

Hash Pipe

A washed up, old spinster with unquestionable hygene difficiencies and garage door-sized (two bay) figure. Like the Old Stove, the Hash Pipe is prone to frequent in value-brand hotel bars and chain restaurants.

That hash pipe just stole my bar stool!

by Quad Dog 20/20 April 21, 2008

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 9, 2005

James pipe

A person who is gay and covering it up!

My boyfriends is a james! he wanted a 3 sum with another bloke, and he is just queer!

by Hannah pipes bitch June 30, 2004

Alaskan dream pipe

freezing your poop and then doing someone up the butt with it

Guy: I need a new way to fuck my girl

Friend: dude, if she's kinky you should alaskan dream pipe her

Guy: what's that?
(friend explains)
Guy:(pukes) BLLAARGHH!!!

by BIG WILLY THE THIRD April 20, 2010

The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo"

Smoking the Cum Pipe, while being anally raped in the ass.

When Collin is back in Depew, he and his Uncles do the Congo.

by Collin March 28, 2003

crack pipe

1. The somewhat straight and terminal area of the human intestine, ending in the anus. 2. asshole

1. My crack pipe was itching so I applied some ointment. 2. This crack pipe talked all through the movie and ruined it for us.

by John Salvatore July 3, 2005