Chocolate Onion Ring

When a girl, or guy, takes a s*** but doesn't wipe for like 3 days and it gets all crusty and then a girl, or guy licks on it.

God damn Steve my girl was in the bathroom for like an hour on Friday and so on Sunday I got to give her the best chocolate onion ring she ever had in her life.

Holy s*** Stacy. You should have seen it girl. Randy took a laxative for New Years and when that clock struck 12 I had him screaming from this chocolate onion ring I was giving him. Midnight kisses are for pussies

by FreakyRandy4x4 March 20, 2026

Bumpin Onions

When two people come together for coitus, or sex as most call it.

My buddy got married last week and now he stopped bumpin onions with me

by Gman1600 May 15, 2025

Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion

Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

chocolate onion boil

when a girl has a shitty booty hole and a shitty pussy

“girl why do I lowkey like the smell of my chocolate onion boil”

by Iheartbuffgurls July 14, 2025

Spanish onion

An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion

"I didn't shower for 9 years so Charlie could give me a Spanish onion"

by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025

wrapped up like an onion

to be wearing many layers of clothes.

by golly it was a cold day today! i was wearing so many clothes i was wrapped up like an onion!!!

by ski0058 January 1, 2010

the Blazing Onion in Gig Harbor

The best restaurant in Gig Harbor there are 2 other locations millcreek and snohomish. it has a lot of very attractive people working there and has an awesome menu

"dude you wanna go to the Blazing Onion in Gig Harbor"
"hell yeah I love the mushroom melt"

by robbie robman April 28, 2010