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Panty tax

The tax in which when texting or video calling while using the bathroom one must take a picture of their panties and send it to the person.
Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.
by PantyMan99 April 11, 2024
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fanum tax

Fanum tax has multiple meanings
1. Stealing food (crime)

2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)

3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)

4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)

5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)

6. Any money spemt for food
M. 1: He got 9 hours in prison for fanum taxing
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.

M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.

M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
by Balixhium_ingot December 2, 2023
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Noise Tax

An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice

The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021
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JC Taxed

When a girl is sexually assaulted by a wannabe gym bro
Damn did you hear that girl got JC Taxed on the weekend
by himmytron April 1, 2024
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Piciu Tax

Piciu Tax
(pronunciation: /ˈpi tʃju tæks/)

Definition: A term describing the cognitive toll experienced when individuals engage with a person known as Piciu. The phenomenon involves a temporary decrease in sanity and IQ levels, indicating the deterioration of cognitive abilities during interaction with Piciu. The concept of "Piciu Tax" embodies the notion of a psychological levy imposed on individuals due to their association with Piciu, representing the perceived intellectual cost of such encounters.
Use Case: Roby experienced a noticeable decline in his ability to focus and solve problems after spending an afternoon with his friend Piciu. "Sorry I can't help you with that right now, I had to pay the Piciu Tax so I am lucky I can still read warning labels."
by Epidm February 18, 2024
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cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.
by 1314tea March 24, 2025
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Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024
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