Nose

1. Something that you pick while masturbating to a picture of your grandmother topless.

2. Your..."other hole".

3. Human horn.

4. A fat hole from which snot derives from.

Jenny: Stop noseing you lazy bitch.

Tom: But it's granny!
Jenny: I don't care what you're doing just get the fuck down here for dinner.

by Bitchy Bitchy Bum Bum July 9, 2011

blowing your nose

The act of masterbating.

1. Dammmmn she had a nice ass. I am going to go blow my nose.
2. I am so horny I am going to go blow my nose.
3. I have to go to the bathroom and blow my nose.

by Wicket the Ewok August 29, 2005

Nose Meat

Particularly substantial nose boogers that one extricates from one's nose to snack on between meals. Nose Meat can be well done (dry and crumbly), or somewhat rare (soft and moist, and coated in snot).

Hey, if you keep eating your nose meat, you won't leave room for dinner.

by Disgusting and Alone October 12, 2004

Nose coffee

Another fucked up name for cocaine

That dude had way too much nose coffee with his breakfast this morning, he's warped right the fuck out of her

by SexyAssGinger11 December 8, 2015

moose nose

the male equivelent of a camel toe

he has such a moose nose.

by Chad and Nick December 17, 2008

San Antonio Stuffy nose

When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.

1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA

Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.

It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.

by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008

Oklahoma Nose Candy

When I man fires his load into a womans nostrils then the women instantly snorts the baby yogurt like cocain down into her throat then finishing with a firm gulp.

Wow, that Oklahoma Nose Candy is the shit.

by bigredk5 October 18, 2008