Blue Monday

Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....

You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!

by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021

Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

Lady mondegreen

This term means mis heard lyric. Basically a woman in 1954 was listening to a scottish song where one of the actual lyrics were: they "laid him on the green"the woman however misheard it as lady mondegreen and the term came to represent any misheard lyric

In jimmy hendrixs "purple haze"people inevitably hear one of the lyrics as "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"definite example of a Lady mondegreen for sure!

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

Mullet Monday

A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice

Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday

by anonymous May 19, 2021

wenndy_mondragon

A hot ass bitch that shifts realities and is in love with peter parker. She has only two friends that are dumbasses but they’re kinda fun i guess . Wenndy is a beautiful name yet she fell for a deez nuts joke ❤️ She shifts realities just so she can hug morgan stark and peter because she’s that lonely:) She cannot fall in love in her cr because she’s only 13 , um idk what else , OH she cried every night because of “life” but that’s it idk what to put on here , OH SHE HAS MUTUALS ON TIKTOK and they’re nice that’s it

Used in a sentence

“Look there’s wenndy_mondragon”
“omg she’s so pretty”

by halol May 29, 2021

The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!

Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.

by Wall-I October 21, 2021

Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.

Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*

by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021