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stacy's mom 

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.
stacy's mom by AlabasterAudio June 13, 2007
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your mom hella gay lol 

The insult to end all insults. There are no survivors
Me:Your mom hella gay lol

stacy’s mom 

Hot milf whose sexy and got it goin on.

Stacy’s Mom has got it goin on’
Stacy’s mom has got it goin on

Your Mom Gay 

This will ultimately end the career of any nigga within a five mile radius. It’s deemed illegal to say in the internet but normies still use it.
Johnny. You suck
Jerl No Johnny, “breath in swiftly” YOUR MOM GAY
Your Mom Gay by NiggaDick24 February 19, 2018

Crystal Mom 

A person (not necessarily a maternal figure) with an uncomfortably extensive knowledge about holistic medicine and chakras. This person may or may not even believe in crystal healing or chakra alignment, but they know a TON about it. Holistic remedies include, but are not limited to, the following: Meditation practices, teas, herbs, tonics, essential oils, crystals, chakras, color healing, Feng Shui, Reiki healing, etc. They often share this knowledge randomly with friends and family.
Gerald: Jeez, Candace sure does know a lot of weird uses for essential oils and teas.
Mike: That's because Candace is such a Crystal Mom

Soccer Mom

A white middle or upper-middle class woman in her mid-20's to mid-40's with the following characteristics:

1. Her children usually have names like Zachary, Tyler, Kaitlin, Hannah, Hailey, or Dylan
2. Husband is a rather bland person that works as a family practice doctor, attorney, computers, selling pharmaceuticals, or other office drone.
3. Her children are always enrolled in at least 2 activities such as ballet, hockey, skiing, softball, and of course, soccer.
4. Favorite hobbies that don't involve her kids usually include drinking Starbucks, shopping at Kohl's or Old Navy, or gossiping with friends
5. Favorite restaurants are usually Chik-Fil- A, Taco Bell, Red Robin, and Chili's
6. Religious preference is usually Southern Baptist or Nondenominational Megachurch
7. They live primarily in California, Texas, Florida, Atlanta, D.C., Colorado, or Arizona suburbs
8. Vehicles driven are usually mid or large SUV's, Suburban's, or hatchbacks
9. Her children are either home schooled or attend a private or charter school
10. Her children are not allowed to watch PG-13 or R-rated movies, play any video games not rated E, play outside unattended, browse the internet without parental controls, or have contact with any adults outside of family, teachers, or coaches
Soccer Mom by waspcoloredstain June 13, 2013