tap-in merchant

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.

bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant

by soepicchill July 19, 2023

The truth is a lemon meringue.

Something that Friday O'Leary says in Mr gum. This is when Friday is excited. Mr gum is an awesome book.

"THE TRUTH IS A LEMON MERINGUE" shouted Friday. This is a use of the truth is a lemon meringue.

by Bob FC October 9, 2019

mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.

I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Mercedes Bends

From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.

She Mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.

by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015

mercury

The closest planet to the Sun

Mercury is the fastest planet

by Donkey Kong Song February 4, 2003

Merryland

Noun:
A wonderful/happy place that is unique to each person. Each person has their own "Merryland" aka their own "happy place."

Ex 1: If you've ever seen "His and Her Circumstances," you will know that the character Asaba created this term. Asaba's Merryland is a place where he is surrounded by girls since he loves them so much.

Ex 2: "My Merryland is a place where I'm with the one I love"

Ex 3: "My Merryland is a place where I'm surrounded by piles and piles of money"

Ex 4: "My Merryland is a place where I can eat as much chocolate as I want"

by MechaTC September 11, 2005

mervet

Mervet is a very kind and chill person. She doesn't like drama and tries to stop it. She is a very good friend anytime. Many people know her well and she does not try hard to get that attention. She is very mature and has two different sides in her personality

See Mervet? That's Mervet!

by Notsomeone December 22, 2016