Proud Meat

When a guy holds his dick with both hands, whatever hangs over is proud meat.

Man, I got me three inches of proud meat.

by Harry January 15, 2004

Fresh Meat

Previously untouched member of the opposite sex, wanted for only one reason.

Fresh meat is known to be notoriously easy to get, if you are out on the prowl.

The meat bit of the name is derived from the non abilty to enter a realationship with said 'fresh meat'

Really need to get some fresh meat tonight.

I think I have a fear of fresh meat.

Ohhhh...he's totally fresh meat!

by PartyCarPartyFlat April 3, 2009

meat injection

A nice little present for any gay men or straight women. The process of sticking a Penis into a vagina or ass-hole.

*1 Gary loves a good old meat injection *2 Really??? I never knew he was gay!!!! *1 I want one now *2 OK! (Screams of pleasure from both)

by Pineapple-Man November 28, 2006

baby meat

a lil penis.... not a big one

shane rawls has a baby meat

by cody mcgee November 7, 2007

Hamburger meat

Regional to shore areas of South Jersey, some residents (late teens to early thirties) often use "hamburger meat" as a euphemism for chest hair. Hamburger meat is an especially prominent feature of French Canadian tourists, as are speedos. Hamburger meat is also used to point out when a man has obviously taken great lengths to display his man mane, i.e. - unbuttoning polo style shirt completely, and flattening the collar to maximize fluff effect.

Ex. 1
Worker 1 - Damn, dude..... Did you see that guy that just left the hotel lobby?
Worker 2 - Yeah, he had his hamburger meat hangin out over his grape smugglers.
Ex. 2
Hotel guest 1 - I won't be coming back here. The dirty worker guy keeps leering at my wife...
Hotel guest 2 - Yeah, he struts around the pool trying to impress everyone with his hamburger meat.

by Gee El September 5, 2012

Meat Smuggler

Some guy who pretends to be a homosexual to get closer to women and when the time is right he "smuggles" his "meat" into her followed by him getting the shit knocked out of him

Dang man It took my 5 months to smuggle my meat into Katie, I need to practice my meat smuggler skills

by Bruce B. January 20, 2009

meat-gaze palsy

A medical term for a condition in which a man's eyes are locked on to the crotch-area of another man. Specifically this occurs upon auditory stimulation such as with the sound of a zipper.

"Whenever I talk to that guy, he is always looking down at my crotch. " "Yeah, I've noticed it too - he seems to have a meat-gaze palsy."

by victm of gazing May 19, 2010