matthew mcconaughey'd

As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.

Dude, I totally Matthew Mcconaughey'd that person last night!

by AppleDapple May 30, 2016

Matthew Galloway

SALTY SHORT KID THAT IS A PRIK

MATTHEW GALLOWAY IS A CUNT

by Lionhart01 August 17, 2019

Matthew Daddario

A Good . The hottest , cutest, funniest actor in the world.

He played Alec on The FreeFrom’s Serie ShadowHunters.

Matthew Daddario is my good

by malecxsantiago October 24, 2019

Matthew Fernandes

An autistic fuck that goes to NGS and takes people into his forest

"Where is David"

"Didn't Matthew Fernandes abduct him"

by why do i do the things i do October 26, 2020

matthew good

A sweet alternative singer who dares to bend the shape of modern rock.

Matthew Good in a coma is a sweet album.

by Awesomeoldme May 4, 2006

Matthew Adamson

A Graphic Designer of sorts who can only be described as a man with a larger than average head. This bares no relevance to his personality, which is dominated by crewed thoughts, intermittent Irish and African accents and jokes about your mum.

Nick: "Is that Matthew Adamson?"
Paul: "No it is a yoga ball"

by Narma April 19, 2010

Matthew Shirley

This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.

That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017