“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.
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Get the If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy mug.When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.
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A harsh -albeit immature- generic insult. I guess it's incinuating that the person who this insult is directed to is comparable to something that wriggles around someone's buttocks, licking it (or perhaps the asshole itself) for whatever reason.
British in origin.
It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.
British in origin.
It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.
by Asura October 26, 2004
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Get the dragon lick mug.have sex, another way of saying lay the pipe etc. Typically said by males when referring to females. Origin: Twin Cities, Minnesota.
by Trixie Ann Robinson November 14, 2004
Get the hit the lick/hit that lick mug.The relationship of intercourse stemming from the possibly of getting lucky ending with herpes. Done by pursing lips together like a fish and tonguing as far into a rotten snatch as possible.
by Cock Block May 17, 2007
Get the fish lick a bitch mug.An insult to someone, mainly an asshole, telling them they suck so much, they actually lick dousche.
by High Wizard December 19, 2008
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