Lemoned

Where you smoked so much fake weed yo stomach feel sour

Yo bro
What
I smoked the wrong shit
Nigga you lemoned

by LemonNigga101 February 4, 2016

roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse

Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!

by SHALACKS March 21, 2016

mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

Cloudy Lemon

When you bust a fat nut in your significant others mouth and proceed to piss in her mouth.

My wife got pretty mad when I gave her a cloudy lemon last night.

by CorithTheTrapLord July 11, 2019

Stuffed crust lemon

Stuffed crust lemon is a dish which has the basic inclusion of lemon inside of the crust. This dish is well know throughout many communities.

Hey Dylan can you go grab some stuffed crust lemon for the party tonight

by Stuffed crust lemon November 15, 2019

Lemon Meringue Pie

When you squirt lemon juice on your dick before she’s about to cum, and then stick it back in.

I was fucking Tatiana last night and we made a lemon meringue pie! I didn’t eat it, though.

by Evo Zondo November 27, 2019

Lemon party

A group of elderly naked faggot men fucking each other and eating lemons.

When I get old I can’t wait to have a lemon party

by Fuckmeintheass6969 March 25, 2019