Lanky Kittens

The best type of kittens.

A lanky kitten.

Guy 1: "Dude I didn't know you had newborn kittens!"

Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."

Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."

by Lanky Kittens FTW September 3, 2010

cloister kitten

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.

CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"

or

"Julie is a total cloister kitten"

by kitten2005 March 29, 2012

Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013

bae kitten, kitten bae

Pet kitten before any other pet.

I love my bae kitten, kitten bae.

by dutch masterin July 8, 2014

Martyr Kittens

They are the supporters of SB19's bunso line. They prefer to celebrate everything in private. Long live, mga kutings!

Some of Martyr Kittens famous line are:

- Kentin pa rain
-Kentin Palagi
-Kentin boyfies

by OT5 hsh October 4, 2020

Flup flup kittens

Flup flups are a rare and heroic breed of kittens commonly found in the western regions of Europe and Wonthaggi.
They are too highly intellectual to walk so they therefore "flup flup" about on their own conditions.

your so smart! Wow you could give those flup flup kittens a run for their money!

by elzebub May 12, 2011

killing the kitten

Fingering yourself..kitten-meaning pussy and killing meaning ur fingers r killing it


jenn has a pritty kitty

So jenn...did you kill the kitten last night?

Yea i killed that shyt, that motherfcukers dead!

by Mallory And Jenn October 22, 2004