gape keeper

Someone who pretends to protect secrets while secretly giving the information to everyone, and in that sense, standing blocking a gaping doorway that can easily be seen through or entered.

Bro, she's a gape keeper. You know she told everyone that I got AIDS, Gonorrhea and crabs from Mellisa's hairy asshole. And she won't even admit it was her!!!

by Peeeny October 14, 2019

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chelmsford keester

a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure

*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"

by reggieXray May 20, 2020

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cocky keeper

His cock his not his own he's just the keeper of your cock ,he's looking after it for you, and when he's back in your company he hands it back to you 🐱

Hello my cocky keeper when are you returning my cocky back to me

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

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Realm Keeper

-Proper Noun-
A realm keeper is an ancient being who watches over all realms and the activity of shifting between them. They forged the Merge Cube and distributed it as a gift for advanced civilizations to travel between them.

I am the last Realm Keeper.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

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