jose

He a little bitch but you still love him. he be great. love da bitch

Hey, Jose.
Hmm?
You a sub little bitch.

by SiMp6632 April 17, 2023

Jobe

A taxi

I need to get a jobe

by yemasleftflap May 15, 2023

Jose

New Orleans penitentiary term originally pronounced dose, as in someone's dosing you(putting money on your books)like a dose of medicine to keep you content while passing time, but illiterates started mispronouncing it.

Shawanda: who's gonna jose you? Cuz you owe me 2 noodles bitch!
Keisha: my mans foda be! Ima get em to ya!

by poppyqueen May 24, 2023

Jose

Jose is a guy who loves to get around. His favorite hobby is messing with every girl's feelings and saying the most foul shit. He has a huge ego and never admits he is wrong. He also has a very large hatred for over-sized women. If you ever come across a Jose, steer clear and mind your business. His ego is the size of the universe but gets very butthurt when the girls he played talks to another boy. Jose is also very athletic, he loves to lift weights and think he is the strongest man in the world. He also does cheer and likes to criticize other athletes that are better than him. But in the end Jose is a very hard worker and will push you harder than anyone. Also never joke around with him because he will say the most hurtful shit even though you were joking.

"Im the most humble person in this room"-Jose
*5 seconds later*
"I am literally so much better than him at stunting"-Also Jose

by kittenmilk25 June 13, 2023

Jose

Stinky dick energy

Jose’s love their mommy’s

by Trick tales June 13, 2023

Joebeni

A smart and sensible boy who is so try’s so hard and who doesn’t care what anyone thinks someone who is good enough and is caring for others, he is a boy who loves and respects. Whoever is with him is definitely 100% proud of him and he is definitely enough for them.

Joebeni yeah he’s my boyfriend; he’s the best to be honest.

by anonymous June 17, 2023

José Ángel Ramos Betts

The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).

José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.

One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.

RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.

Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11

by Spergs June 20, 2023