Jordana

Likes the one inch pinch, is the coolest person you'll ever meet.

jordana is gay lol

by THEKOOLKID1234 November 11, 2021

chuckin a jordan

chuckin a jordan: being a fat gerbil cunt who likes to occasionly tune fugly or dirty mingas.

one who also thinks they can play any form of sport but actually suck balls.

woahh that fagget looks like a gerbil!

yeah he's chuckin a jordan!

by gateh103 October 16, 2008

Jordan

Dookie. otherwise known as poop.
a man whose dookie smells so bad it calls for a complete evacuation of the premises.

"oh there is dookie boy jordan... "

by Dookmiester October 24, 2008

Jordan

(n.) 1. a quality attributed to jews who happen to be particularly attractive and smart
2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing

Pat: I must say, that jewish boy certainly has semitic-good looks. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I would swear he was Jordan.

Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan.
Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.

by judas iscariot July 21, 2008

pulling a jordan waller

when a deformed penisless ginger child becomes aware of his name and body and kills himself

pulling a jordan waller: Jordan Waller totally pulled a Jordan Waller last night! LOLZ

by chriswebz October 13, 2010

jordan

this is a word that is derived from the latin roots jor whitch means man, and dan which means lady. thus when the two are used together u get man-lady

look at that chick... she is such a jordan

by kjdfsjgndsfjlkbgn May 9, 2007

Jordan

Hottie! But kinda an idiot! White guy that can pull of being a nigger or even a cowboy ! Pretty good singer ! nice guy ! Has a rough mustache :/ (one I would like to wax off!) Haha likes to party! Has a nice car , saves me and my friend when we're stranded in the city and takes us home! Cutest little sister! :P plays hockey! And has some really annoying habits! But all over pretty nice guy! Haha

Jordan's a fag! :)

by team ramrod •Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡• July 12, 2011