Jesus Troll

A person who sobers the mood of a post by tying the subject back to Jesus/God/Christianity. Can be completed with biblical quotes or an overall feeling of Christian guilt.

Steve: Check it out, I planked the water fountain!
Terry: That shit is so fucking stupid, man
John: We should all thank Him for having the full mobility of our bodies to be able to do such things. Some people don't have that luxury.
Steve: John, you're such a Jesus Troll.

by Jonnie Brasco July 11, 2011

Fire Jesus

Fire Jesus is essentially real Jesus with two major differences; the ability to shoot flames, and the psychotic tendency to burn Pagans. He will spend vast amounts of time simply hunting down and burning Pagans with flames that spurt from his palms.

Pagan: Man, I sure am ready for a long day of bettering my society as a whole followed by some naturalistic tree worship!

Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"

by Chocolate Pudding Man September 16, 2011

high on jesus

Elated in a religious fashion mostly found in born again christians and recovering alchoholics. Constantly preaching christian values and quoting the bible.

Your mom is so high on jesus I can't stand it.

by xylena June 22, 2006

Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

Zombie Jesus

Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.

"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"

by Rhett Dangler April 4, 2010

Jesu Marimba !

An exclamation of affirmation or surprise.

{from the first "Batman" movie, uttered by Jack Nicholson as the "Joker" on seeing a photo of Kim Bassinger}

Jesu Marimba !, what a day on the Pond

by Pondragon June 17, 2010

jesus awesome

the opposite of god awful

That pizza was jesus awesome.

by II VeZ II January 11, 2009