I don't mess with

A polite way of saying that you don't have, and don't want to have, anything to do with someone or something.

I don't mess with Matt Lauer or the Today Show ... and that's a very nice way for me to put it!

I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I don't mess with that woman.

by Philosophistry November 17, 2010

T.I.O.

This is Oost (This is East, Amsterdam East). Originated from the movie "Blood Diamond". Danny Archer and his Superior "Van de Kaap" are talking about TIA; this is Africa.

Lets trash this place properly, "T.I.O. this is East, welcome!".

by ssan January 7, 2009

I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter

"I don't give a shit for shit and other shit"

by Skybolt453 August 22, 2014

F.I.A.T.

"Fuck In A Truck". This would be the guy in the huge truck that makes harassment of innocent drivers on the road his regular business. M.O. includes tailgating, taking corners with little-to-no breaking, and possessing a generally obnoxious, pissed off type of energy. Typical F.I.A.T. behavior includes (but not limited to): riding your ass for going ONLY 15 mph OVER the speed limit, then whipping around you and deafening you with his pimped out dual exhaust system, and completing the transaction by squeezing back in front of you in the 30" inches you left between yourself and the car in front of you. Also, vehicle of choice most commonly includes a decal of Calvin pissing on a ford/chevy/dodge logo adhered to the back window.

I couldn't see the pedestrian crossing the street, officer, because I was temporarily blinded by some F.I.A.T. and his 1 million watt headlights riding my ass for the past 10 minutes.

or

On my way home from work tonight I thought I was being followed by a U.F.O. But... it turns out it was just a F.I.A.T.

by Jessica Scholl December 9, 2008

No! I don't wanna die!

A phrase used by scientists in the popular FPS, Half-Life when they are under attack.

Gordon smacks scientist with crowbar

sci: No! I don't wanna die!

by bob December 20, 2004

I didn’t know

The thing you say to someone when they thought you knew the secret language but in fact you did not know the secret language, they only thought you knew it because of that one time, a long long time ago, 8 years ago. Also, it would appear that said grump had a girlfriend, soooo.. what the hell am I supposed to do with that? 🤷🏾 ♀️

I’m sorry i missed our appointments, i can’t imagine how that must’ve felt, I’m sorry this comes off rude, crass or cold. I didn’t know. I’m sorry. How can I make it up to you?

by anonymous June 13, 2018

Bitch, I don't know your life!

What one might say when another person makes you slightly(or considerably) annoyed.

You are standing in line and a lady screams at you to move to the back for her fair turn.

You reply with, "Bitch, I don't know your life!" and casually move to the back of the line.

by Lalaleah December 20, 2008