Horny

Damn you really thought I was gonna right a horny story?? Yeah no😹

MAN IM NOT INTO THAT HORNY STUFF STOP READING! This generation😟

by i hate my classmates April 28, 2022

HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk

skilled gamer; needs life
secretly worshipped by many; they need lives
disappeared for long period of time; probably found life

a:omg josh doesnt wanna go play sc with us
b:calls josh* c'mon dont be a HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk

by ChickensBitch January 9, 2005

Horny

Synonym of in heat, except more humanized. Genitals start either lubricating or getting hard, essential things for the reproduction process. You obviously want a story, so I'll give ya one. Sorry if it's not good enough, I'm not an expert at writing this sort of thing.

Clara was so horny her whole front side was wet. She ducked down into an alley to masturbate in peace. It wasn't enough, though. She needed a real rocket in her spaceport. Clara pulled up her pants and began to search for a sizable animal. She wasn't about to pleasure a man who would chase her down for more later, no, she was gonna play it smart and find a good animal to do it with. And there it was. She didn't know what kinda nd of animal it was, but it was clearly a dude, and big enough to pleasure her and at the same time small enough for her to keep it under control. Clara pulled her leggings back down and snuck up behind it, making sure to stay quiet. She sprang, rolling it over and sticking that animal thang inside her needy spaceport. The thing, whatever it was, she didn’t care felt good within her. She writhed in pleasure and brought her hips up to plunge back down again. The animal pushed her off and made a happy noise, as if it was enjoying the experience too. Clara got on her hands and knees, and they went doggy style, the scrappy alley creature humping her until they both cummed, blowing hot liquid everywhere. They orgasmed, and Clara began to scream, but there nobody there to hear her. Soon they parted ways, with Clara feeling very satisfied. That filthy thing had made her its bitch and she liked it a lot. Later she found out she was pregnant and immediately that day in the alley came to mind. Indeed, the filthy thang was the father. Clara was so pissed off.

by Pop pop sizzle February 22, 2018

Horny Hunter

A silly name given to the deer hunters of rural New York, who are on the lookout for deer "horns" (antlers) and park their trucks right across from your house.

Steph: A horny hunter just parked in the field. They're going buck hunting.

by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

Horny Haitian

1) a male Haitian who constantly dances to one move. the grind.
2) this is also known as the H H. or the AYCH HACHE.
3. Evan A. of Great Neck South High School

"ayo we were at senior sweet heart at school. and i swear i saw this Haitian dancing and grindin guys."
"yea its called horny haitian. or the HH. its common.

by tennisrocks92 February 12, 2010

Horny Rose

The act of ejaculating on the stem of an uncut rose, than impregnating an unsuspecting teen by forcibly sticking the rose in their genitals, swabbing it around so to rub the semen off in her ovaduct, and pulling it out.

Mickey Rourke: Danny! You bought me a rose! How sweet!

Danny Trejo: Don't touch! It's covered in... me...

Mickey Rourke" What the hell?! What's your problem?!

Danny Trejo: I'm going to give Miley Cyrus the good old horny rose (wink wink)!

Mickey Rourke: Why the hell would you do that?!

Danny Trejo: Someone's gotta pass on the Trejo legacy!

Mickey Rourke: Is she old enough to take care of a kid?

Danny Trejo: If she were, would it technically be the horny rose?

Mickey Rourke: I guess not. Hey, man, I gotta go!

Danny Trejo: Why?

Mickey Rourke: Because this Urban Dictionary example is getting far too long.

by Raythejizzmopper October 29, 2010

horny dwarf

Some one that is short and horny. (See the definition horny for more details)

Stop touching me you horny dwarf.

by Horny Dwarf02 January 31, 2017