hammering

the motion of moving your arm in a hammer smashing fashion,

Til is hammering alot while performing Buck Dich

by ja, December 28, 2005

3 guys 1 hammer

A video of two Ukrainian men who are hitting an innocent man in the face with a hammer until he dies. They also poke in his stomach with an icepick.

Have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer? That shit is disgusting!

by Potato_King May 14, 2016

Thor's Hammer

Shitting in a pillow case then hitting someone with it, the reason for its name is that when the shit is at the end of the pillow case during motion it looks like a hammer. Also the person with the pillow case looks like Thor.

"Dude you looked like Thor when you hit that guy with a pillow case full of shit…it was awesome!"

"Thor's Hammer is awesome."

by Jesus mutha ****** christ! September 10, 2011

Hammered

Pissed as a cricket,very drunk indeed .

Pam and Tony got hammered on Saturday and one of them shat the bed.Salinas police were called to break up the fight and the they were both taken to prison.

by MikeOdwyer May 27, 2008

Sack Hammer

A hammer made out of rusty steel with a handle made out of red wood, covered in rawhide. The head of the hammer is distinct for having 2 claws that have several small spines, similar to the exterior of a porcupine, located on the front and sides of each claw. When used correctly, the hammer can tear off half of a mans sack in one blow, leaving him belittled and humiliated like a punk ass soft bitch.

"Elizabeth, bring out the sack hammer!" *Said in the most british, caucasian, douche bag voice you can think of. For further examples, watch anything that may appear on the BBC channel.*

"You just got skunked in beer pong! You know what that means little Billy! Bring out my sack hammer and two pounds of petroleum jelly!"

"For the theft of my cotton, at the hands of this dirty dirty nigger slave, I shall sentence him to a whipping, a flogging and sack hammer orgy, where all the white women that he has ever wanted to screw will suck him off, while administering the sack hammer to full usage." -Originally spoken by King George...

by James the Third July 21, 2007

Hammering

banging your penis on your partner's breasts until her breasts turn red.

yo bro how was last night?
i was hammering that bitch all night fam
litttttttt, my homie really out here hammerin' these hoes

by Real Soft Nigga April 22, 2018

friday hammer

Originally a "cool Gadget" (inappropiratly classified!) manufactured by "Nexxtech" a pseudonyme for Radioshack(Intertan) Canada. This "modern convenience" consists of a hammer which has a bottle opener at the back of the head where the nail puller would be. Apperently the RD department of this company forsaw people being in need of both of these tools at same time. I personally can not count the number of times I have opened a bottle of chilled beverage and suddenly be overwhelmed with the urge to hammer a few nails. (all "getting hammered" and "getting nailed" jokes to one side please *frustrated sigh*)
The flaws of this product are many however the most astounding are thus:

The poor construction of the device leaves the neck too week to hammer even the smallest of nails into the softest of surfaces without denting or breaking the neck severely. More to the point, this same flaw prevents getting any real leverage when opening bottles of any size without bending the neck completely in half.

Also, the bottle opener itself fails to meet any sort of standerd bottle size (if there is such a thing) and therefore will not fit most of the bottles one my attempt to open. This may have disasterous results.

This product has caused many a sales associate all over the country to atapt such phrases as the following:

"That new DSM... yeah, usless as a friday hammer."

"Well look at this new product. Nice flashy blue LEDs. Looks about as necessary as a friday hammer".

"ok everyone, lets show the new RSM were smarter than a shelf full of friday hemmers."

by fudge February 19, 2005