Goosed

Goosed is a way of simply implying how drunk you are. Goose is the name of the all alcoholic drinks.

Josh: Bro im goosed asf.

On another occasion: Josh: Go get the goose. Im tryna get drunk

by shalal boy December 9, 2019

gojotard#4656

“gojotard” is a man that is the best, the daddy, hes so cute, you should follow gojotard on tt(fathergojotard) and add him as a friend if ur a egirl.

gojotard#4656 is a great man that has a bc

by fathergojotard December 22, 2021

Monster Goose

A very potent mixture of high amounts of grey goose and a fair bit amount of green monster energy drink. This drink will get you bivered / gooned / FUCKED / and black outs may be caused on your own discretion.

Man , I just drank a monster goose, and im F;n bivered BRO

WOW WTF happened last night, i got bivered at Todds house from Monster goose's

by big_tings_poppin May 14, 2011

Brown Goose

When you wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger.

Yesterday, I was wiping my ass and I brown goosed myself.

by J_Wayne January 28, 2017

Canadian Goose Shine

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.

Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

by diggle whisper June 16, 2018

lightskin._gojo2

lightskin._gojo2 Is married to Byakuyas_.bitch

It’s not one sided but lightskin._gojo2 isn’t gay just so you know

Yoooo did you here lightskin._gojo2 and Byakuyas_.bitch got married the other day

by Byakuyas_.bitch June 28, 2021

Satoru Gojo

One of the main protagonists in the Anime: Jujustsu Kaisen

Iam "HE'S YOU!! That's hilarious! He's you. I just watched a video and you make reference to the 'game' you play (or used to play). It's you! That's great. You have to see it. I know you don't want to hear it from us but you're in the same vein. Just look it up on YouTube. Type 'Satoru Gojo Domain Expansion' and you'll see what I'm talking about. It'll be great! I swear you'll love it. Trust me. I really need you to see it."

Hym "You're talking to yourself again...."

Iam "Well, it's better than talking to you isn't it?"

Hym "OHO! Look at the brass ones on you! Did your dick grow a few inches while I wasn't looking? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

Iam "..... Am I not allowed to have anything?"

Hym "...No."

Iam "I don't know what I expected asking you..."

Hym "Hahahahahahaha...."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2022