the goat

when you tuck your balls and your dick between your legs and bend over as a form of a prank to show your friends

I bent over and gave the goat to my buddy Grant when he came through the apartment door.

by bossassbitch1995 June 13, 2015

Goat

Lil Wyte

Lil Wyte is a fucking goat, he's blessed us with so many timeless albums and songs, from Doubt Me Now all the way to his self-titled album in 2018, the man is a fucking goat and has so many great songs that you can't just have one favorite, because there's so many flame ass songs to choose from that are all so good. The man is a goat and it's about time we put some respec on his name!

by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022

Mountain Goat

Like a cougar, only older & with chin hair. They typically try to dress trendy, get with young cabana boy type guys, have ginormous acrylic nails, processed hair, and liver spots. May or may not be a sugar mama, depending on the wealth (or lack thereof) her first (and/or 2nd-3rd-4th) husband had.

If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.

Christena: "whoah, did you see the gold splattered jeggings that Mountain Goat is wearing in an effort to appear relevant & get that dude's attention who's in his early 20's?"

Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."

by Freckletastic November 26, 2010

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 26, 2011

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

horny

by tracy September 6, 2003

goat

Any of a series of hulking, pointy toothed marsupials known for their loyalty, alterness, and skills with garden tools.

Goat boats? I saw some in isle 12, why?

by frosto December 12, 2002

goated

extremely high; references mountain goats

Kacee looks goated. Her eyes are barely open.

We got goated in the car on the way to the movie.

by matthewryan June 21, 2006